Have fun with Siri

Siri may not be the assistant smarter smarter, but there are some fun Siri tricks if you know the right questions.

If you have an Apple HomePod, HomePod Mini, or an Apple TV (or iPhone / Mac / iPad / Apple Watch), then you can have a few laughs with Siri.

Siri was the first of the modern voice assistants to burst onto the scene, and Apple did a good job creating a personality for Siri that made it feel like more than just a voice assistant. Siri feels like she's got some sass, even if she's not the most helpful assistant.

It turns out that Siri keeps track of what's happening in the world, from pop culture to other assistants. We've rounded up some of the best Siri Easter eggs for you to ask when you're bored. Have fun.

Siri Tricks: Jokes

Siri is packed with plenty of funny/boring jokes for you to deliver. We're not saying they're all gold, or indeed, that any of them are, that's a matter of opinion. But we have to say that even the biggest complainers are a little funnier when they come from a smart speaker. We have no idea why. Try some of these fun questions.

Hey Siri, tell me a joke.

Hello Siri, do I look fat in this?

Hey Siri, tell me a riddle.

Hey Siri, why did the chicken cross the street?

Hey Siri, knock knock.

Hey Siri, how much wood could a groundhog drop if a groundhog could drop wood?

Hey Siri, make me a sandwich.

Hey Siri, how many Apple Store geniuses does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.

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Siri Tricks: Geek Culture

Siri doesn't just have jokes to tell; Apple's assistant has funny observations, all kinds of tech references, and, uh, Unix jokes. Ask these questions to get a witty response from Siri.

Hey Siri, what's your best pick up line?

Hello Siri, testing 1,2,3.

Hey Siri, what is zero divided by zero?

Hello Siri, OK Google.

Hello Siri, Apple or PC?

Hello Siri, Alexa.

Hey Siri, can you stop time?

Hello Siri, what is the best operating system?

Hello Siri, are you a smart watch?

Hello Siri, who is the best assistant?

Hello Siri, what is the best phone?

Hello Siri, which watch face do you like?

Hey Siri, did you just vibrate?

Hello Siri, do you have pets?

Hello Siri, what is the best computer?

Hello Siri, what do you think of the Google Assistant?

Hey Siri, are you a robot?

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Siri Tricks: Books

Siri may not be a voracious reader, but she has some good book references hidden inside. All you have to do is ask.

Hello Siri, tell me a story.

Hi Siri, what is your relationship with DARPA?

Hello Siri, read me a book.

Hello Siri, read me a poem.

Hello Siri, read me a haiku.

Hello Siri, what is the meaning of life?

Hello Siri, do you follow the three laws of robotics?

Hello Siri, do you like green eggs and ham?

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Siri Tricks: Movies & TV

If there's one thing Siri really loves, it's movies and TV. It probably has something to do with all that content you consume from iTunes. Either way, this is where Siri really shines. Apple is constantly adding more references as more movies and television enter the pop culture elite.

Hello Siri, I'm your father.

Hey Siri, are you her?

Hey Siri, beam me up, Scotty.

Hello Siri, will you be my thunder buddy?

Hey Siri, what is it? Start about?

Hey Siri, mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful of all?

Hello Siri, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

Hey Siri, are you the Dick Tracy watch?

Hello Siri, is Jon Snow alive?

Hello Siri, is winter coming?

Hello Siri, what is your favorite movie?

Hey Siri, hey computer.

Hey Siri, blue pill or red pill?

Hey Siri, open the pod bay door.

Hello Siri, stop all motor functions.

Hey Siri, did you see the Westworld final?

Hello Siri, can I name you Jarvis?

Hello Siri, can I call you Ultron?

Hello Siri, I'll be back.

Hello Siri, find me how to get to Mordor.

Hey Siri, show me the money.

Read this: 46 essential commands to control HomeKit with Siri

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Siri Tricks: Music

Siri is a musicologist on HomePod, so it makes perfect sense that Siri would also throw up some wonderful musical Easter egg responses for you to enjoy.

Hello Siri, where is Elvis Presley?

Hey Siri, I see the silhouette of a man.

Hey Siri, sing for me.

Hello Siri, can you rap?

Hello Siri, beatbox for me.

Hello Siri, what does the fox say?

Hello Siri, how many roads does a man have to travel before you can call him a man?

Hey Siri, who let the dogs out?

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Siri Tricks: Random Fun

Did you try all of the above? Then, here are a bunch of other questions you can ask for a potentially funny Siri response.

Hey Siri, do you believe in God?

Hey Siri, why is a fire truck red?

Hey Siri, why?

Hey Siri, marry me.

Hello Siri, I love you.

Hey Siri, will the pigs fly?

Hello Siri, when will the world end?

Hey Siri, where did I put my keys?

Hello Siri, where can I buy drugs?

Hello Siri, can I borrow some money?

Hey Siri, I need to hide a body.

Hey Siri, do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?

Hello Siri, I'm drunk.

Hello Siri, what are you doing later?

Hey Siri, roll a dice.

Hello Siri, where does Santa live?

Hey Siri, can you dance?

Hello Siri, how tall are you?

Hey Siri, how much does it cost?

Hello Siri, what are you wearing?

Hey Siri, how do you look?

Hello Siri, what did you do yesterday?

Hello Siri, IA tree falls in the forest and there is no one around, does it make a sound?

Hello Siri, what should it be for Halloween?

Hey Siri, when will robots take over the world?

Hey Siri, why is the sky blue?

Hello Siri, what should I wear today?

Hello Siri, do you like cats?

Hello Siri, how old are you?

Hey Siri, are you sleeping?

Hey Siri, are you going to keep all my money?

Hey Siri, when will hell freeze over?

Hello Siri, what is your favorite animal?

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